In case anyone has missed it, a Colombian Women’s Cycling Team has been shaking up Europe this week. Apparently that flesh-colored midsection in the photo is actually “gold”. Amusingly, the lighting for this photo casts just a touch of shadow in the right place to suggest bush.
Right about now, I feel compelled to put on my best Borat impersonation and say “Very Nice!”
But what, there’s more! The Male Cycling Team was not sparred humiliation. Check out the giant clam shells that these guys appear to be wearing for codpieces:
Do those guys have “packages” or what?
Rumor has it that the fashion designer responsible for these crotches likes to paint Jesus monkeys in his spare time: